CLINT IS SITTING ON THE BACK OF THE COUCH WITH HIS FEET ON THE SEAT. THIS FUCKING HOODLUM.
He is PERCHED on the couch. Doing bird things.
#just bird things
TK is a totally protective semi-feral Japanese wolfdog teaching his puppy (a super-rare white Arctic-Japanese wolf hybrid) valuable life lessons about life in the pack.
White Japanese wolf hybrid puppies are VERY RARE and auspicious. They have magical powers and are seen as portents of GODLY POWER.
I’m going to type carry on my wayward son at 1am without correcting autocorrect
carryin my wayward son
They’re be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to fear
Don’t you cry no more
Once I tos above the noise ANC Confucian
Just to get a glimps beyond this illusion
I was soarig ever higher
But u flew to high
Thoug my eyes could see I still was a blind man
Though my mins can think I still was a made man
I here the voices when I’m desankhng
And I here them say
Carrying my wayward so
Theylrbee peace when you at down
Key your eart head to tea
Don’t you dry do more
Completely Rational fears about baby Steve Rogers
I will always reblog
Steve Baby is my new favorite thing. You just know that’s Bucky’s voice worrying that the Little Guy is gonna get hurt.
Who do you think would win an endurance test, Skinny Steve or Mr. Burns?
I thought this was going to be some weird tumblr gender equality post.
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
"Here lies an unknown English Lieutenant killed in air combat".
The Western Desert, Egypt, 1941.